So my coworkers found this little princess abandoned and crying under an outdoor flower pot, and they just couldn’t leave her! She might Have an eye infection but there’s a rescue shelter that will pay for her treatments and we may already have someone who will adopt her :D hooray for happy endings!


Japan artist Yuri Fukuda, currently cultivates multiple ceramic masterpieces under the pseudonym e m o g a y u . Her work revolves around energy and life, with each piece juxtaposing intricate design and simplicity.


California-based artist Crystal Morey explores the relationship between humans and nature with her intriguing ceramic sculptures of people encased in animals.


Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.



I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:


and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…


i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs